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"And on his first day Igor decced Concord ..."
-- CONCORD internal Report (CONFIDENTIAL)

You welcome to Squashju Extermination UnLtd. Bestest PvP corp evar.
You chance to join Igor! Igor greatest warrior in all universes!

Igor make fun PvP for you! Igor wardec greatest PvP pussies in EvE and you can PvP for free.
Or you can join Squashju and gain instant recruiter access.
No SP-requirement. Only need name be "Igor's cheerleader #<n>". (you look for free number, iz easy)
Oh, and have big tits.

FAQ:
But why join Igor?
Because Igor is greatest and most awesome warrior in all universes Igor's aura touches you when you join!
You instantly become better warrior!

But ... if i instantly become a better warrior by joining Igor and dont need any training, isnt this an exploit?
Yes, CCP considers it an exploit to join Igor. But no worry. CCP afraid of Igor. However CCP wil limit joining Igor to once a week in upcoming expansion. Because you could become too awesome warrior too fast Igor allows CCP to make change.

Is it possible to kill Igor?
No. Igor uses modified tachyon auto-targeting system. Thus Igor targets and destroys you before you can lock Igor.
This violates causality. No problem. Causality afraid of Igor too.

Is there any defence against Igor?
Yes. CONCORD succesfully used improved self destruction device against Igor. That instantly destroys ship and pod and brings you back to safety of clone lab. Denying Igor kill mail is bestest you can hope.

Uhm, so what do you usually do?
Please hold line for moment. Got two dozen sleeper titans incoming in this class 9.

Does Igor join PvP in his war decs?
No. Because Igor would get all kills and you have no fun. Also you can got learn by watching Igor, because Igor is too fast. Even with bestest implants you can not even concieve speed of Igor. Actually all of bestest CPU are based on Igor's speed!
One CPU clock cycle is the time Igor needs to destroy 10 titans.

Igor facts:
* When Igor enters system security status drops to -9.9.
* Igor hunts titans with a Capsule.
* Igor does not have to pay wardec fee to CONCORD, CONCORD happy as long as Igor does not dec them again.
* Jovians closed all jump gates because they are afraid of Igor.
* Juck Norris once round house kicked Igor. Chuck broke his foot.