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 We are not alcoholics We are not alcoholics
 We are only drunks We are only drunks
 Alcoholics go to meetings Alcoholics go to meetings
  
 Be Drunk and Fly... Be Drunk and Fly...
  
 Public chan A-Klinikka Public chan A-Klinikka
  
 The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.  The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
 1. It's an incentive to show up.  1. It's an incentive to show up.
 2. It reduces stress.  2. It reduces stress.
 3. It leads to more honest communications.  3. It leads to more honest communications.
 4. It reduces complaints about low pay.  4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.  5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.  6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.  7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
 8. It encourages carpooling.  8. It encourages carpooling.
 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.  9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.  10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
 11. It makes fellow employees look better.  11. It makes fellow employees look better.
 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.  12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.  13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
  
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6XHHbVq-2Q 
  
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