DOTLAN EveMaps

why do i love goats so much? well, the eyes, the fur, the horns. i love the eyes so fucking much. the way they split off into two separate areas, its beautiful. what do they see? we'll never understand. that's what is so very beautiful about goats. the mystery is so unfathomable. where did they come from? we'll never know. the goats are so mysterious. they have no real reason to exist, yet here they are, reaping the lands for its fruits. goats are truly the master race. their horns are so over powered. so sharp. so bloody THICC. truly a race of war and exodus. the fur is also very notable, they must be so comfy in there. also the hooves. so powerful, so strong, it keeps them up at all times. the battle-cries, you may call them screams, but i know them as warnings. warnings of their truest power. never fuck with a screaming goat. they faint only when their powers are overcharged. that's their one weakness, they fall over after mustering all of their power. its too much, even for them. goats are so bloody OP its insane. they're so fucking epic.