DOTLAN EveMaps

We have before us an ordeal of great importance, we have before us many months of struggle against ignorance, you ask what is our policy, I Say it is to campaign by Lan, PC and Software. It is to fight with all our strength and all the strength that Intel has given the core, and to wage war against noobs,
even in the dark imitable Catalog, the PS3, That is our Policy, you ask what is our aim, I answer with one word, OWNAGE, OWANAGE at all costs, OWANGE in spite of all noobness OWANGE however long and hard the game shall be for without owanage there is no respect, let this be realized no respect, no respect that all gamers have stood for the survival for the impulse of the ages of mankind shall move forward and one day shall live in tubes, I take up my task with buoyancy and hope that feel sure that our cause shall not be suffered to fail among noobs, and I feel entitled at this time and this juncture, Come gamers fight with all your strength, Own with all your skill, Come join us in a game of Honor.

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Gamer Army Anthem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAHxMUNsnwk


Our days begin with pwning noobs in every FPS.
Our nights are spent refining strats
and reading books on chess.
Our battlefield is digital and pwnage is our aim
So KEEP IT IN THE GAME!

Gamer Army - What a hell of a way to fight.
Gamer Army - It's the pwnage way of life.
Gamer Army - We're the few, the pro, the leet.
We're TAKING NOOBS TO SCHOOL!

A Gamer Army Soldier may succumb to hax or lags,
But no one is allowed to die with less than 30 frags.
With your PC or console we will surely win the war.
The GAMER ARMY CORPS!

Gamer Army - What a hell of a way to fight.
Gamer Army - It's the pwnage way of life.
Gamer Army - We're the few, the pro, the leet.
We're TAKING NOOBS TO SCHOOL!