DOTLAN EveMaps

NOOBS HELPING FELLOW NOOBS BE LESS NOOBY.
It's like socialism, but anti-social; and less homo. [Strict Heterosexuals need not apply]

Our Hierarchy is strictly Feudal, only done well, with eloquence & beauty.
[The only heads rolling will be our enemies, so fear not dear Peasant]

We're recruiting: Don't join us, it's a terrible idea.

SO WHAT'S THE FRICKING DEAL?
The head of our Corporation;
ALL HAIL Supreme Underlord KING ZEUS.
[He's a fracking Dog, my dog. That makes me like...... Better than you, cos I feed him, and pick up his shit. #dealwithit]

WHAT the FRICK is HAPPENING?
I honestly don't have a godblessed clue. I asked Zeus, he just silently judged me for not spending every waking moment worshipping him, feeding him dog-approved Grape substitute, other Greek stuff, etc.

In relation to EVE. We do stuff. That's for sure.

Some day we'll be a MIGHTY EMPIRE, all will tremble at the sight of our ticker [13a33, FYI]

For now, we're fair game, easy prey, punching bags for the amusement of casual PVP'ers. [Emphasis on 'FOR NOW'... all corp members are encouraged to record the identities of their bullies for future scale re-balancement]

Otherwise... PVE, Mining, Exploration.

IF YOU'RE NEW TO EVE, HELL, SO ARE WE!
It is a scientifically proven fact that the most successful means of learning is a combination of peer-learning and learner-teaching. That is, to surround yourself with fellow learners, learn together, and teach them what you've learnt. It's a wonderful, magnificent, circle-jerk of 1 month old psuedo-veterans dispensing half-correct advise to hopelessly enthusiastic, ignorant, rookies

LET'S BE SERIOUS A MOMENT...

WHO ARE WE LOOKING FOR?
You. Maybe. Our recruitment drive has emphasis on new Capsuleers who have a grasp on what EVE is all about but are eager to further their learning & like the idea of helping to shape and evolve a corp to call their own.

WHY YOU SHOULDN'T JOIN US!
The average player probably ought to go elsewhere, we are looking for the black sheep, the outliers, the individuals; Those who don't want to be a cog in some unfathomably immense industrial machine, or a low-ranking soldier to be laid waste again and again on the battlefields. If you would like to toil day in, day out, for no more than cursory recognition & little hope of advancement, join a well established corp.

WHAT CAN WE OFFER?
We hope to become a tightly-knit community, a small corp but with enough dedicated members to protect their own & carve our own space to call home. We will help you advance, in all ways.

WELCOME TO 13A33
Interested? TJ-33-A