DOTLAN EveMaps

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Zapp: Captain's log. Stardate: The Year of the Tiger. The battle has been bravely fought, and the suffering of our troops, beyond measure. But the alien is invulnerable, and our defeat: inevitable. That much is certain, even from my remote command post here at the Times Square Applebee's.

Zapp: If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate!