DOTLAN EveMaps

Ever thought to yourself 'I love being under the influence of mind altering substances while playing EVE Online.'

Oh, you have? Great! Us too!

Devil's Cut is a group of wasted fuckstains who managed to drag themselves across their floors littered with empty bottles, cans, and bags full of stems to the nearest computer in order to play EVE. If you are still new to EVE, EVE is a game that is played exclusively by PL and PL spies.

EVE is a game. Unlike many games on the market however, EVE is normally a pain in the fucking ass. That's why Devil's Cut has developed some mini games to keep things interesting. Mini games like:

> Who can survive the station guns the longest
> Hide and go fuck yourself
> Hit and roam
> Ring around the Rorqual

If you don't like drinking or smoking weed, that's okay. We understand. We will shun you, laugh at you, and call you a little bitch, but we understand.

So what can we offer you? Why you cheeky fuck!

> If you want a home in some shitty backwater NPC Nulsec pocket, Devil's Cut could be for you.
> If you want to drink and smoke so much that tackling a Nyx in Rifters seems like a great fucking call, Devil's Cut could be for you.
> If you want that final reason to hang yourself in your parents basement, Devil's Cut is for you.

So stop your fucking about. Enough with the stalling. Talk to a recruiter about joining Devil's Cut today.

This corp description is paid for by trustworthy people. True story. Don't fucking question it, just accept it as fact and move the fuck on.