DOTLAN EveMaps

We all left to become Clown Punchers.
Nothing here but us alts. Join the public channel "Big Top" for more information.


All are welcome to join ... except:

- People who steal from miners
- People who pod kill newbies
- People who quote their turret stats in their bio
- People who have ever blown up a frog
- People with names that are hard to pronounce
- P30pl3 wh0 c4n r34d 7h15
- People who enjoy square dancing
- People who can name 3 or more NASCAR drivers
- US residents who never traveled outside the US
- European residents who smoke clove cigarettes
- People who frequent Country Buffet
- People who shower more than 10 times a week
- People who shower less than 3 times a week
- People who cannot pronounce croissant
- People who drive a Navigator
- Creationists
- Child molesters
- Visual Basic programmers
- People who know their Thetan count
- Children under the age of 21
- Men with hair implants
- Women with breast implants
- Lawyers
- and other scum

Be warned! Applications will be carefully scrutinized
for grammar, spelling and creativity.

Gay/Lesbian Friendly!