DOTLAN EveMaps

Eve is not "hard to understand"- eve is not explained in game almost at all. If you want to stick with the game you have to research internet and ask people about it. Otherwise you are out of options, devs and managers of this game are so much uninterested in player experience. They just say good old one: "it is eve, you must find your way". Lol, in game where they did not explain how to use shortcuts...

Eve is not "hard to master"- eve is griefer paradise. People that think fun is waiting for hours to kill a miner so that they can shit in post about 10 "brave and hardcore" pvp players that managed to kill one mining barge in HS are core customers for eve. Eve is not hard to master- it is pain in the ass to keep with it.

There is nothing more enjoyable then to make ganker angry. That speaks volumes about your game.

And basically that is peak eve- making poor gankers cry. Create 97%dmg resist cargo ship and put 2bil in cargo and get out from jita....lol.

There is nothing more enjoyable in this game then to make stupid, wanna-be, PVPers yell "salty" or "wanna hug" while you explain to them who they are.

And most of all, there is nothing more satisfied then to make a comment about said "pvper" have 100% kill list infested by miners and 100% losses by anything that can shoot back, lol. "zkill nation of zombies".

Also, to all "ganksta six-ix-nine-ine" dwellers here in reddit- nobody cares about your opinion. Like really- not a single person alive cares about your poor mocking attempts, bad language...

I would love to read some intellectual, original, down to the core insults...but I am afraid with your collective IQ of "too much reddit to think for themself" all I can get is copy paste stuff we all read three million times.

And also- if you got to here- dude or mam- you are way too good to be wasting your life in here.

Go out and do jobs, do fun stuff- do not waste your life in this stupid place.

Now, lets go and do some trollollo hunting.