DOTLAN EveMaps

u'>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I\u2019ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; \u201cShrek is life\u201d
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I\u2019m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it\u2019s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It\u2019s Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear \u201cThis is my swamp.\u201d
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I\u2019m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says \u201cIt\u2019s all ogre now.\u201d
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.'