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We serve to bring equal opportunity and pay to all bumpers!
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We require our members to honor
ALL ransoms. If you feel like the ransom wasn\'t held up completely, then please send
Maple Murderface an evemail with details. The bumper will be removed and the ISK / assets
returned to you.
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If you find yourself being bumped then follow these instructions:
1) Stay calm!
2) If the bumper demands a ransom of either ISK or assets, then
comply with him / her.
3) Don\'t resist or seek help from a 3rd party - this will anger the
gank fleet FC and will surely result in your death.
4) Once ransom has been paid, then freely fly away.
5) Purchase a mining permit for 10m.
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Board of Directors:
STOP AND FRISK - Union President
Maple Murderface - Director of Human Resources
Catelyn Jenner - Diversity Officer
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Music to bump to:
Bumpin\' Bumpin\'
Bump N\' Grind
Bump, Bump, Bump'