DOTLAN EveMaps

Eve Rules
#1 No mater what ship you pick, someone will say you picked the wrong ship.
#2 Don't fly a ship you can't afford to lose.
#3 You will lose your ships. Someone will always have more DPS then you.
#4 Don't trust anyone, including your alts.
#5 If you have to ask "Is this a scam?", IT IS A SCAM!"
#6 Don't go AFK in space, you come back in a pod.
#7 This game isn't fair, get use to it now.
#8 Drones are Guard Dogs.
#9 Alot of the info is in game, you are going to have to do alot of Reading/Research.
#10 If all else fails shoot it.

You know you play too much EVE when...
.You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!"
.You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
.You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed."
.While having sex, you stare into your partner's eyes as you say "Docking permission requested."
.You enter the freeway and say "warp drive active"