DOTLAN EveMaps

This corporation is devoted to ending the hideous affliction known as "Richard Bottom's Disease," in solidarity with patient zero, The Mittani, who so nobly struggles in vain every day not to be a total dick. While his condition may be terminal, and highly contagious, we are committed to the promise that tomorrow's children will never have to live in fear of this disease.

All donations will go directly to medical research, organizing, rehabilitation efforts, and humane euthanasia for those afflicted.