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u'Scion Innovations
Technologies for Everyone\u2019s Needs.

At Scion Innovations, we pride ourselves on the ingenious application of cutting-edge science to meet, solve and occasionally redefine everyone\u2019s personal and professional needs.


Feeling lonely?
Why settle for companionship when you can have satisfaction? Try our body-adaptive T2 \u201cBIG MAMBO\u201d personal devices for guaranteed orgasmic delight.

\u201cWhat a bargain for our beloved customers!!!\u201d


Being bullied?
Enough is enough. Take back control with our user-friendly T2 \u201cCOCKBUSTER\u201d tasers. Designed to deliver excruciating, non-lethal misery to those bastards who just won\u2019t leave you alone.

\u201cBarely legal!!!\u201d


Sick and tired of living?
Life can be harsh. Life can be unforgiving. And sometimes, you may feel as though you have lost or simply given up on everything. For those moments, our T2 \u201cEUTANIA\u201d tablets offer a final solution, allowing you to leave your troubles behind with peace and dignity.

\u201cWARNING: Consumption of more than one tablet may cause catastrophic brain explosion!!!\u201d


And that\u2019s only the beginning!
Our extensive catalogue includes everything from the virtually undetectable T2 \u201cPERVERT\u201d surveillance cameras to the revolutionary anti-rape T2 \u201cRECTUMTRAP\u201d personal safety devices.

Because at Scion Innovations, we believe that everyone deserves access to the technology they need\u2014no matter how disturbing that need may be.

Scion Innovations
Your needs. Our science. No questions asked.

\u201cSatisfaction is guaranteed!!!\u201d'