u'It\'s a well known fact that space is big, and mostly empty and that can get boring.
Let us change that for you! If you ever find yourself lacking of entertainment in your space party, just Send in the Dullards!
Send in the Dullards offers the following array of services to all members of New Eden:
- Impromptu Dullard Parties featuring Invectives, Lack of Humor, and Salty Old Men
- Dedicated Dullard Swarms that will perform Hijinks and Antics to berate you in system
- Planned Circle Jerks. Do you have a friend that needs cheering up? Send us a one time Circle Jerk Request Form (CJRF) and we will fly kiting destroyers with marginal efficiency and brighten their day up! Don\u2019t lose your anchor!
Space can be boring, but it doesn\'t have to be.
Always remember: Just Send in the Dullards!
For inquiries please contact:
Waarlod'