DOTLAN EveMaps

...the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my boyhole is throbbing... what a beautiful day for Sooping. Good morning, Soup Time!

'been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't Sooped yet! It's time to hop onto my gamer throne and NC05 jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot 2-inch chub with my roided doomfist ONCE AGAIN!

Hhhh! I-is that a... a planetside gamer? H-n-nuuh... I must sniff... SNNNNNNNNNNHHHH... HNNNNN... AAAAAAhhghnh... MMMmm... OH GOD, ARRAARGHH... EUHHH, kkhh, AAAUUGH, mmmhOH FUCK, OUUUHMMMM HHHHNN SNNFHN HNNNN sNNFH OOUURRRGHHH RRMMMMMM SHHNFFN HNNN SHHNF HNNNe WWUUUUOOOO....AAAAAAAAh...
I'm...SOOPING (SOOP) I'm..hhnnh (SOOP) SOOPING (SOOP) I'm...S-SOOPING (SOOP) I'm...(SOOP) SOOPING (SOOPING) I'M SOOPING (SOOP) AAAAAAAAUUAUAAAAA (SOOP) OH FUCK, AAAUUUU, SOOPING!! OOOOHHHHH AAAAAaaAAAAAAA (SOOPING) NOOOOO (SOOP) NOOOOaaooOOO OH FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE (SOOP) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...EUUUGHH, OOOOHHHH, RRHGHGNEHG

OOh fuck! UOOOh! Oh fuck! Oh jesus...gosh, oh fuck, fuck, oh fuck, oh...ooh...
There you are, my soupy white gift to Auraxis. My son...I'd say...oh fuck...o fuck...Hm.

Well, time to get some certs. Actually a...a little Soop first wouldn't hurt...