DOTLAN EveMaps

Low Sec / High Sec: PVP, Indy, Adventure corp.
Recruitement: Open
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Dark Helmet:
"Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"

Laser Gunner:
"Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!" >.<

Dark Helmet:
"Who made that man a gunner?"

Major Asshole:
"I did sir, he's my cousin"

Dark Helmet:
"Who is he?"

Colonel Sandurz:
"He's an asshole sir."

Dark Helmet:
"I know that! What's his name?"

Colonel Sandurz:
"That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!"

Dark Helmet:
"And his cousin?"

Colonel Sandurz:
"He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!"

Dark Helmet:
"How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?"

Almost Everyone:
"Yo!"

Dark Helmet:
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!"