You ready to join a corporatoin that you can raise your steins to, or think you can drink your "Das Boot" beside us? Are you wanting to fight for what you want while being possibly intoxicated? Then you are looking at the right corporaton to join. So raise your steins up to ours and become a part of
The Drunk and The Brave.
WE GOT BOOBIES!!!!!
We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around space looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from pirates and give to n00bs, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the capsuleer's rights.
We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around space looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from pirates and give to n00bs, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the capsuleer's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch.