DOTLAN EveMaps

Do you suck at EvE? Are you a newb? Haven't changed your ship's name from "David Davidson's Piece of Shit" yet?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you've probably already died once (or more!), or are too scared to leave High Sec. Either way, we can help! Now some corps might try to persuade you with their years of experience, fancy courses, or hot tubs; but we don't believe in suckling our trainees on the tit of safety. Join the Orange Cadavers and you might become just that! A Cadaver! But at least you'll get the hands-on, dirty, grimy PvP and PvE experince that will actually make you better at EvE!

Sick of waiting in a station or POS for days, playing a never ending game of chat-simulator? Then get out there, and into the line of fire with the Orange Cadavers you pussy!

What we do:

1: Help you fit your ship properly! We might even pay for it!
2: Make you fly that ship like a maniac into Wormholes, Lowsec, and Null, to your imminent destruction!
3: Laugh about how fast we exploded and start over from step one!

(DISCLAIMER: IN THE PROCESS OF THESE STEPS YOU MAY ACTUALLY KILL ANOTHER PLAYER!!! EVEMAILS TO HIS FAMILY ARE NOT NECCESARY!!!)