DOTLAN EveMaps

u"Welcome to Latent Appliance Fetishists, where spaceships are our playthings and toaster ovens are our idols! We're a band of cosmic adventurers who've realized that the true meaning of life lies in the sleek design of kitchen gadgets... and maybe conquering the galaxy on weekends.

Join us if you believe that a well-crafted blender is just as important as a well-fitted ship. We'll whisk you away to the outer reaches of the universe, where we'll toast, blend, and saut\xe9 our way through asteroid belts while making sure our ships are as shiny as a freshly polished toaster.

In our corporation, we don't just shoot for the stars; we blend them into cosmic smoothies. Our fleet may be armed to the teeth, but don't be surprised if you find us discussing the perfect settings for a microwave or debating the superiority of a waffle iron over a spaceship hull.

So, if you're ready to embrace the culinary wonders of the universe and embark on interstellar adventures with a sprinkle of kitchen gadgetry, Latent Appliance Fetishists is the place for you. Because in space, no one can hear your microwave ding!"