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The Great Stuffed Hamster Commandments:
1. Cherish thy stuffing, tarnish thy stuffing thou shalt not.
2. Keep thy stuffing pure white.
3. Thou shalt not remove thy stuffing.
4. Thou shalt worship thy stuffing every new moon in the form of sacrifices sent to thy all powerful Great Stuffed Hamster.
5. Breaketh thy commandments thou shalt not.
6. If thou breaketh said commandments, thy punishment shall be the removal of thy stuffing and the burning of said stuffing. Thou shall watch thy stuffing burning and beg for forgiveness in the brilliance of thy Great Stuffed Hamster.
7. If thy shall be granted forgiveness, replacement stuffing shalt be provided.

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