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"How can we soar like eagles when surrounded by turkies" quote from drunk person in pub

THE PONY GOD
Once upon a time there lived a magical pony, its rainbow tassled tail and peacock feather eyelashes used to stike fear into its foes, for once touched by its greatness, your anus would prolapse and you would turn homosexual. Christians, jews and muselims alike - hunted the homosexual creator down till the edge of the world. With unco-ordinated homophobic ideals and christianities weak grasp on reality, the pony was forced into exile - Entrapped in a crystal cave for all eternity.
There the pony festered with hate for a milenium contemplating total universal homosexual tendancies. Its lust and cravings for Homokind made it evolve - slowly but surely it developed a dick on its head from thinking of cock so much. In time, after moshing solo in the crystal cave and headbutting walls accidentally, the head of its growth was knocked off and it was sharpened by a million crystal headbutts. The enormous friction, pressure and relentless slamming of that horn against his crystal surroundings in time forged a horn type thing - although in its flaccid state it was just a mere headless dick on its head ... when it was erect , anything the pony touched turned deep purple and developed blatantly homosexual tendancies.
This was no mere pony now - but a homosexual demi-god with a chaffed down dick on its head.... or commonly known as a unicorn!!! *x-files music plays*

My amibition in eve is to take over a large portion of the universe and look for the unicorn so i can unleash the true sinister motives of homosexual tendancies and rule the universe all i need is that unicorns head... and sleep not until its in my embrace.

Member of - Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And Peoples Saftey
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