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Smash Attack is a group home for lowly rejected alts, or main's who just "need to get away", kind of like if a closeted homosexual main came out to his roman catholic-like Amarrian alt alongside his new "wife" who just happens to have a penis and is in fact a man. With that, do please do note that this corp is pretty much usually kind of no homo. Unless it's rape. But if it's rape, it's not really gay, it's just rape. Like, they don't call you gay if you fvck a goat, it's rape. Something like that.

Some activity is mandatory, this includes losing ships you can't afford to lose, shit talking in local when someone flips your can, petitioning everything that mildly annoys you etc. All of these mandatory actions are optional, and since we are strictly anti-roleplayer, we strictly forbid all mandatory activities in this corp. Please adhere to these rules at all times, or face permanant banishment until you reapply. We apologize whole-nottedly for the inconvenience.

In this corp, we do things in Eve. These things are optional, and we may or may not potentially schedule ops. This is sometimes expected to be adhered to strictly at all times.

For more about SMATT and it's member, evemail a corp that might give a shit.

Please note we have no affiliation whatsoever with any corp that might actually give a shit.