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We work to spread awareness of the evils of the drug Cake. Here is a word from our official celebrity endorsers;

'Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards', Bernard Manning

'What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.' Noel Edmunds