DOTLAN EveMaps

LAW:

Section 1: Travel.

1:1 - Keep speeds between no more than 250 m/s and no less than 500
m/s, *
1:2 - No instas. *
1:3 - Industrial ships are banned from all amarr gates. *
1:4 - No parking. *
1:5 - No loitering the space lanes. *
1:6 - Zydrine is banned from mass transit however may be carried around
in quantities of less than 3. *
1:7a - No caldari ships *
1:7b - No fat chicks (amendment: fat chicks require a permit to operate in
the space lanes, see section 2:3 for details) **
1:8 - Do not travel in groups of more than 2 because you don't need
your friends they mean nothing to you *

Section 2: Missions and warfare.

2:1 - There is to be NO mission running in systems with the letter 'e' or
'o' in the name under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES *
2:2 - Smartbombs are forbidden **
2:3 - Any repeat missions taken will be treated as gross violation
of the space-time continuum. (see 3:6) *
2:4 - Mission runners require a permit to do so, see section 1:7b for
details on how to obtain this permit **
2:5 - Gangs conjure images of unruly youths, since rules are essential to
a functioning society, gangs are banned from operating everywhere. *
2:6a - Firing back on a ship is considered a hostile act and will be
severely punished **
2:6b - Firing on a ship with its back turned is most unsporting. **
2:6c - Firing smartbombs is considered a wise idea and is mostly
recommended by the Bunyip Aristocracy ***
2:7 - The loss of a ship is considered to be encouraging crime and will
not be tolerated under any circumstance *
2:8 - All actions of violence must first be put forth and approved by the
Bunyip Aristocracy *

Section 3: misc.

3:1 - The Bunyip Aristocracy is never wrong. To question any official
position by the Bunyip Aristocracy is suicide at best **
3:2 - Anyone caught so much as thinking about 'the game' or 'polar bears'
will be punished. **
3:3 - Don't stop, come a little closer
As we jam, the rythm gets stronger
There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun
We were dancing all night long **
3:4 - Pregnancy is a virtue except when clashing with 1:7b ***
3:5 - Space is flat and anyone caught disobeying 3:5 by using the y axis
will be severely reprimanded *
3:6 - No gross violation of the space-time continuum up to and including
defecating over the space-time continuum, inseminating the space-time
continuum or covering it in treacle and making it sticky to the touch, A
council of the Bunyip Aristocracy will decide what exactly can be
considered gross or not. *
3:7 - No wall hacks **
38 - no more semi colons *
38a or hyphens *

* punishable by declaration of war.
** may be punished with no reasonable proof.
*** not really punishable but will be punished with declaration of war.