DOTLAN EveMaps

Late in the second era, a piece of furnature was created for Odin and Thor in Valhalla. This was the Couch of Destiny. It was said that whoever sat upon the couch controlled the fate of all things, including tacos. Eventually it wasn't needed by Odin or Thor, so they tried to sell it in a yard sale. When nobody wanted it they threw it out. Landing on a planet somewhere else in the universe, one of the legs of the couch landed such that it was inside Admiral Nexus's rectum. Realizing their mistake, Odin and Thor contraced Optimus Prime to move it somewhere else. While Optimis Prime was moving it, he dropped it near a planet in the Hek system. As with Admiral Nexus it landed such that a leg of the couch was lodged in Subach Fenris's rectum. Not wanting to get caught for violating someone with a couch, Optimus Prime had Odin and Thor send Lu Kang of Earthrealm to get it. Lu Kang sold the Couch of Destiny to Rob Swanson because he needed to get back to defeating Shao Kahn and saving Earthrealm. Rob Swanson has sense realized that Ecanus Vidar is the third in a series of clones operating under an assumed name. Admiral Nexus and Subach Fenris were the first two. It wasn't long before Rob Swanson decided that the Violent Couch Warriors needed to be founded to finish off what was started in a yard sale in Valhalla. Ecanus Vidar must die. Even today, 3452341343284358946143950 years later, they still enter battle against Ecanus Vidar and his dimwit minions with the battle cry "Fuck you and your damn couch." as Ecanus Vidar tried to claim his couch was superior to the Couch of Destiny.

Ecanus Vidar is to be blown to bits with missles and his couch is to be violated. If you are a member of his failure of a corp, please contact Rob Swanson.