I'm not gonna lie to you, we need you.
We need your massive fuzzy lazorbear ass. We care little of it perviouse owners or how abused it current state, We need you because we care. We care that there are rocks out there that need to be smoked and we want to help you fuel your horrible adiction that has brought your down this ill begotten path.
We need your help! To smoke rocks where ever we find them! as long as its in amarr space, cos you know screw moving that not time smoking rock.
Come work under sweatshop conditions with little or no thanks other than light spankings every other thursday.
Join the delution that we could, one day actually build some big ass ships and not lose it cos its was fitted by a with 4 cap rechargers and no tank.
We're a small core of scotish players, focused in various areas of EVE.
We are all somewhat casual, and we accept however many hours, people want to spend in this game. However loved ones will have a tendency to go missing should you fail to log on for fleets
We are a very newbie friendly corporation, and we are all very happy to help our corp mates enjoy smokin' rocks as much as us. We do regular mission, explore when not smokin rock.
No matter what area of EVE you are interested in learning, chances are someone
has been doing it for a long time and can help you out.
What do we expect from you?
Almost nothing! All we want, is to have fun and we realize that everyone is different and find different things funny,
Fleet For Failure! Paying the morgage is not an acpetable exscuse. Punishment will be swift and burtal.
Unquetioning loyalty to your computer selected overlord.
Currently our members are primarily ticking tash for sexual favours and/or profit on a almost fortnightly basis.
So, if you are interested in helping us build up our new utopia for space bears in the far reaches of the galaxy , please join Smokin' Rocks to and see if you can find it in your heart to help a baby space bear with his first venture.
FITS - http://eve.battleclinic.com/index.php
MAPS - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/
SPREADSHEETS - http://soundwash.net/eve_xls/
PRICES - http://eve-central.com/
Market Tutorial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR_HPZLX6OI&feature=fvwrel
https://www.youtube.com/user/EveBusinessInsider/videos
1 au = 149.000.000 km
3 au = 447.000.000 km
7 au = 1.043.000.000 km
48 au = 7.152.000.000 km
Max Scanner Range = 14.413 AU
(2.147.483.647/149.000.000)
Gravimetric = mining
Ladar = Gas
Magnetometric = Arch/Salvage
Radar = Hacking
Magnetometric = Gallente = Ion Field = teal
Ladar = Minnie = phase inverter = crimson
Radar = Amarr = White Noise = tan
Gravimetric = Caldari = Spatial = sapphire
Come Say Hi!
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