DOTLAN EveMaps

When you least expect it. We will be there. Hired by someone. To do something. Somewhere. Somewhen.
Veniamus.


IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR
EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD
APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING
FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER
SATISFACTION.

THANK YOU



Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
[] Can flipped

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system
[Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of
your corp are

[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Homosexuals
[] ****s
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] *****es

and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for

[] Other (Please State) _____________________________

people like me. There for, you pack of [insert abusive
plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help
of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber
[] Main, who's a member of

[] TEST
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] RED OVERLORD
[] HYDRA
[] Against All Authorities
[] Electus Matari
[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about

to come and

[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] *****your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog

[] Other (Please State) _____________________________

as revenge for you destroying my

[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.



I sincerely hope you all

[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go **** yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,

Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very
traumatizing.


As a closing message to my statement I would like to say

[] **** off and die.
[] You're all a pack of ****s.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I hope you all get **** rot
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soon.

Yours,

[] Sincerely
[] Respectfully
[] Hatefully
[] Truly
[] Rather Confusedly
[] Revengefully
[] With hugs and kisses


[insert victim name]