DOTLAN EveMaps

Why do people automatically associate imperial navy slicers with autism? I have a vast slicer collection, mostly beam and nano slicers which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic.

I'm a virgin, yes, but slicers actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the dank frags I make.
I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my solo killboard, or my latest feathering tactics.

I dream of meeting a girl called Corrine so I can say "I own a locus coordinator but I want a focused Corrine-ator", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these slicers to fly as often as I can. I have many friends.
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 2 FUCKING MONTHS without even using T1 Interdiction Maneuvers? To go 2 FUCKING MONTHS with not even a 30km of point range in your nomen? No....of course you don't!

You're all Garmons and Chessurs. You guys just join any fleet you want with links. And you elite pvpers just roam with the top mindlink Armor, Siege and Skirmish Links. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN!
Elite pvp'ers rate 80% of kills on Zkillboard as Snaked and Linked. Guys like me, average solo pvper guys, guys who are a little on the isk side,

We don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking honorable 1 v 1 for you, help you get fair fights, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a gf, not a fleet invite, NOTHING!

And then you have the FUCKING audacity to post "gf" into Local and accuse us of being Snaked! News flash: you only think we're shit because we dont have Alts! If Guados does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him!

Well, fuck you! My names is Prometheus Extental, and I'm a fucking unlinked, unsnaked solo pvper! Don't like it? Bite me!