DOTLAN EveMaps

You’re an A-hole when…

1. You get on the elevator and you see somebody running towards it, trying to beat the door before closing, then… Bam! You immediately press the close button to shut the doors to that person’s face.
2. You know your roommate is studying for upcoming exams, busy reading, quietly taking down notes at his study table. You step into the room, then… Bam! You turn on the audio component at full volume and start singing at the top of your voice to AC/DC’s Highway To Hell.
3. You know you have a cold, nursing a stuffy nose, coughing every now and then with the sound of phlegm, you’re breathing warm air through your mouth, and your roommate is close by, then… Bam! You turn to your roommate to cough to his/her face.
4. Your guy friend is chatting with a female friend of his at a corner street. You saw your guy friend so you tried to quietly walk behind his back, then… Bam! You pulled down his pair of shorts, exposing him to his friend.
5 You’re alone in the house. You got nothing to do. You’re bored. But there’s the landline phone within arms reach, so you tried to dial a number; the phone rings for some time, until you hear somebody pick up on the other end, then… Bam! You hang up, laughing to your heart’s delight. But you’re not yet satisfied with your accomplishment, so you try to wait for about five minutes after you last hang up. The phone ring for sometime, until you hear somebody pick up on the other end, then… Bam! You hang up again, laughing hysterically. So proud of yourself.
6. You’re waiting tables. There’s a table with a guy whose face you didn’t like. The guy customer ordered some food and a cup of coffee. You try to bring him his order, but somewhere along the line… Bam! You pick some food items off his plate and you drop a loogey into his coffee, and then you gently place his order on the table with a devilish smile.
7. You’re on a commuter train with not much passengers on it, so you have the seats mostly to yourself. You sit comfortably. Several stops later, you notice the car starts to fill up with passengers and your spacious seat is becoming occupied and you feel like you’re starting to lose your space. When… Bam! You do the “manspreading” and you own it for the rest of your commute.
8. You’re walking down the street with your headset on, swaying your head side to side as you whistle along the tunes in your ear. Then you come across an old guy ambling with cane on one hand and a plastic bag on the other hand, then… Bam! You sucker punch the old guy in the face for no reason at all.
9. You’re driving a car. It’s raining hard in the city. Some streets have puddles, certain pavements are submerged in rainwater since the drain is clogged. You see a group of people under umbrellas walking in the sidewalk, then… Bam! You speed up alongside them to make sure your wheels will splash a large puddle of rainwater at them.
10. You’re finishing and cleaning yourself up on the toilet. You stand up, pull your pants up, and zip up, then… Bam! You just leave the toilet without flushing.

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