DOTLAN EveMaps

HAHAHAHA YOU JUST GOT DUNKED *Guzzles down 11 raw eggs*

What's that, you want to join this superior corporation in the massively multiplayer on line role playing game eve on line? Here's a concept: you should lay off the SSRIs and pick up some weights capsuleer because if im not picking up weights im edging. Pump Iron or pump something else, you got that lanky? But wait, its not that simple, I need your help on my quest for hentai.

We're looking for beings which believe in protein consumption, yeah get me some propane bud because I've got some tomahawks to grill. Once we've got those bad boys charred to perfection we're gooning for the next 6 hours, non stop. Water breaks are for losers, yeah I shoot kidney stones when I bust, what about it? So this is the last time im going to see you go keto because we're cutting out what's wrong if you catch my drift, there's nothing you need other than protein and victory. You want a chance to become a better person? Well good, that's what im selling.

So here's the steps if you want to join this orc fighting supreme corporation

1.We're looking for for protein infused strong fighters
2.tell me about what kind of protein you consume, I want all the details.
3.Do you believe the reason you lost that last fight was because of skillpoints or isk or piloting? no it's because you didnt consume enough protes
4.You didn't notice i skipped step 2
5.You need to show me what you've got, give me your best 12 step program.
6.Once you've completed all these steps you send an application to this prestigious corporation and I will immediately accept it.

You won't regret it, because when we get you infused with enough microplastics you're going to really see why we're out to become the best. If you betray us we will cut off your smallest finger with a katana like jared leto in outsider (but its ok it will grow back because he has his fingers in morbius) because we follow a strict code of honour and I dont ever want to see you break it, got it? *pushes you against the locker* I said do you got it veggitard!? Good, throw those ritz crackers away because thats like what? not even a gram of protein per cracker, like what are you doing with your life? *hands you greek yogurt* yeah you know what to do with this one pal. (btw theyre looking for millwrights at the greek yogurt factory if anyone wants a new job) here wash it down with some soylent, that's 20g of proteins there, good, we're at 2.36% of your daily goal, keep your chin up fighter.

What did I just crack on your head? What's that leaking all over your face now? Yeah that's right eggs come in a dozen you stupid bitch.