DOTLAN EveMaps

The sexy delivery drivers of EVE. We're clueless, but we smell good, and we have the time.

Our members are newbies working as independent traders, delivery drivers, and errand runners. Are you a successful industrial mogul, mining legion commander, or pirate lord? Consider giving one of our "teenagers with new drivers licenses" a task to do, so you and your team can stay focused on what you do best.. "being awesome".

You can expect your Barbie to have a friendly customer service oriented attitude, and to be genuinely awestruck and excited about the privledge of getting invited into your area briefly, and getting to see how the big kids do it. Warning, you may find yourself ordering supplies you don't need just to have somebody to show off to.

We encourage recruitment of our members, or inviting our members to join an activity or "watch". Our ultimate goal is to help new players find their courage and to get out and see the EVE universe right away, so they gain early exposure and have a better idea what they want to do, and who they want to do it with. We feel this will skip the months or more of frustration and time lost in backwater corps going nowhere that will ultimately either lead them to quit the game, or lead to a solo isolated playstyle that will ultimately lead to them quitting the game. Even for those that prefer the solo life, we offer connection and friendship, and therefore less isolation and disadvantage to that lifestyle.

Public channel: Spaceship Barbie

Code of Conduct

Our members will be nice and friendly and conduct themselves with integrity. We are discreet, stay neutral, and mind our own business. We are explorers and go where we want or where we are called, but not to cause anybody any problems or compete with them. Our word is our bond. We expect to be treated nicely and with integrity in return. We have no bad ass fleet, or central location from which to rally, but what we do have is powerful friends, and you have no idea who or where they are. We pose no threat, but fuck with us, and you might find that our friends come calling one day when they are bored, or nothing might happen.... until you've forgotten. =)

Tech II Industrialists

Stop shooting yourselves in the foot. Selling to cheap buy orders at market hubs just means people that don't have your blueprints are now undercutting you with your own merch, making you desperate enough to continue selling to them. Buy one unit if you don't believe me and compare to your market sales logs. You're defeating the whole advantage of having rare blueprints, and the discounting is not actually driving any additional sales to retail customers because they're still paying full price.

We can solve this problem for you, and help you improve sales and beat out your competition. We can move mass quantities and distribute them across the universe, taking them away from market hubs and cover a much larger area. Give wholesale pricing to an actual distributor, not to scalpers at the market. That discount will then allow us to make free deliveries, driving sales of your products vs a competitors, and / or allow us to negotiate large contracts by passing on those savings. We in turn might be able to hook you up with better resource prices. Contact Patricia Moya if you want to bid.

Fly brave, and smile... people will wonder what you're up to.