DOTLAN EveMaps

CODENAME: over run the north.

A-CEN is recruiting for the following positions:
People whos name starts with Pro
Swinker: one who winks at strangers
Seat Warmers
Toad Flingers
Rodeo Clowns
Project Complainers
Overbearing Know it all's
Bloody Do Gooders
Folks who drive 20mph in 60mph zones
Folks who drive 60mph in 20mph zones
Old-Moldy Cartpet Scent Specialists
Penguin Country Western Singers
Ex-Super Hero's
Hyper-Active Clothing Inspectors
Robots named Dave
Large yellow birds, that shave
Toothbrush technology experts
People who won't shut up
Adventurers, Wanderers, Scouts
Astroid personality counselors
Evil Hencheman
Dust Bunny Relocation Specialists
People to watch the grass grow
Eraser Handlers
Go Getters & Slackers
People to mill around HQ looking busy
People that do what I say
People who don't do what I say
Homeless Dogs

Any one else need not apply.
A-CEN will not recruite any one with the name Babsy.