DOTLAN EveMaps

Asshat:
A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Alcoholic:
When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.
If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

Recruiting for extreme Asshatery and much Alcoholism!
Convo Jungleburger if you're interested.