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u'BSE Protection Agency \u2013 Official Corp Roster & Manifesto

Ulon Naus - CEO - Director of Containment \u2013 \u201cUdder Chaos\u201d \u201cPatient Zero\u201d
Responsible for ensuring all members maintain proper quarantine procedures. Once accidentally locked half the fleet inside a POS bubble \u201cfor safety.\u201d No survivors, but excellent paperwork.

Founder, visionary, and first confirmed carrier of Mad Cow Enlightenment. Speaks only in moo\u2019s during strategic meetings. Claims it improves morale and targeting

Architect of the original Bovine Spongiform Enlightenment project. Once intended to cure space madness\u2014accidentally gave it to cows instead. Declared the result \u201ca net gain for science\u201d and founded the BSE Protection Agency to make sure no one fixes the mistake.

He spends his time conducting \u201cimportant research\u201d involving unstable warp cores, tainted biomass, and anything labeled \u201cDo Not Ingest.\u201d His PhD thesis, \u201cThe Quantum Moo: Wave\u2013Particle Duality in Ruminants,\u201d remains banned in three regions and required reading in the rest.

Corporate Doctrine: \u201cGenius is just madness with better paperwork.\u201d

Gandarh - Chief of Security \u2013 \u201cBeef Supreme\u201d
Believes violence is diplomacy\u2019s most honest form. Deploys drones named after barbecue sauces. Motto: \u201cIf it moves, it moos.\u201d

Gizmoine - Logistics Officer \u2013 \u201cPasteur Eyes Only\u201d
Handles all milk runs, mineral hauling, and classified shipments of decontaminated protein. Known to AFK mine while giving public health lectures.

Gizmoand Dima - Science Division \u2013 \u201cDr. Cattleyst\u201d
In charge of researching new strains of Bovine Supremacy. Recently attempted to clone a battleship from a hamburger. Results pending.

Laufi - Human Resources \u2013 \u201cDaisy HR-47\u201d
AI constructed from cow genome fragments and old Concord tax code. Handles recruitment, fines, and employee wellness checks at gunpoint.

Cpt Mundgumler - Recruit \u2013 \u201cMilkshake\u201d
New guy. Doesn\u2019t know what\u2019s happening. We think he\u2019s human. Waiting for symptoms.

Our Mission
We, the BSE Protection Agency, solemnly swear to protect the rights of the Mad Cow\u2014herd and hive alike. For too long, capsuleers have exploited our bovine brethren, turned them into rations, leather jackets, and booster paste. No more.

We believe every infected cow deserves:

Free roam in asteroid belts.

Access to quality cloning vats.

Equal rights to graze on moon goo.

Freedom from steak jokes during fleet ops.

Join us in our sacred crusade to spread awareness, confusion, and possibly infection across New Eden.

Motto:
\u201cOne herd. One mind. One moo.\u201d



Refrigeration Division \u2013 \u201cMinifridge & Bigfridge\u201d
Special Operations duo. Responsible for cooling tempers, freezing loot, and preserving questionable meat samples.

Minifridge \u2013 Tactical scout and snack storage unit. Known for sneaking behind enemy lines to keep the beer cold. Claims he can store an entire mining op\u2019s worth of isotopes \u201cif you stack them right.\u201d

Bigfridge \u2013 Capital-class industrial beast. Moves slowly, hums constantly, and consumes more power than a Keepstar during TiDi. When deployed, local chat temperature drops by 10\xb0C.

Official Motto: \u201cWe keep it chill.\u201d

Notable Incidents:

Once accidentally warped to zero on a sun \u201cto defrost.\u201d

Bigfridge tried to smartbomb a belt to \u201cmake ice faster.\u201d

Minifridge fitted a cloak \u201cso nobody would steal his yogurt.\u201d

Together, they form the cold, humming heart of BSE Protection Agency logistics. No fleet op is complete without refrigeration support and a suspiciously labeled container named \u201cOrganic Samples \u2013 Do Not Eat.\u201d'