DOTLAN EveMaps

Banana for scale

The common used scale under all intelligent beings. People who use the banana scale view the metric and imperial system as inferior and useless. Banana's are clearly more reliable as a measure of length than some random concept or human limbs. The scale is usually used in photographs to show the size of an object. Banana's are yellow which automatically mean that they are superior to other fruits. Banana's will soon be the commonly used measure of length and they will soon rule the world.

'That guy has a small penis.'
'Yeah, it's only half a banana.'
'Well, you're an intelligent fellow using a banana for scale.'