DOTLAN EveMaps

Doot doot with that noot noot
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Have you ever looked to the night sky and wondered...
Who am I?
Where am I going?
What the hell does Bartle Doo mean?
If you have had these questions, you are finally home.
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Somebody once told me that EVE was gonna roll me,
I aint the highest yield missile in the rack. I was lookin
kinda dumb with a bomber and a railgun in the shape of
an L on my capsule. And they just keep comin, And they just keep comin,
And they just keep comin, And they just keep comin, And they just keep comin...
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Why join the Bartle Brigade?
- The Bartle Brigade is a small scale corporation with mediocre aspirations.
- A corp of new faces! Many of our new members are brand new to EVE! Make your mark!
- We wish to conquer the stars or atleast some c3 wormhole....
- We wish to spread the word of Bartle and bring the quest upon all those of EVE.
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What we do
- Small scale gangs
- Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
- WH Living & Daytripping
- Faction Warfare
- Mining Ops
- Anything and everything we feel at the time, there is no end to what we want to do.
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Requirements to join are as follows
- Being more intellectual than the CEO
- Basic EVE knowledge
- The weapons of and as follows,
- Fear
- Surprise
- Ruthless efficiency
- An almost fanatical devotion to the pope
- Most show zealotry in the never ending quest to discover the truth of Bartle Doo