DOTLAN EveMaps

Doot doot with that noot noot
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Have you ever looked to the night sky and wondered...
Who am I?
Where am I going?
What the hell does Bartle Doo mean?
If you have had these questions, you are finally home.
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Somebody once told me that EVE was gonna roll me,
I aint the highest yield missile in the rack. I was lookin
kinda dumb with a bomber and a railgun in the shape of
an L on my capsule. And they just keep comin, And they just keep comin,
And they just keep comin, And they just keep comin, And they just keep comin...
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Why join the Bartle Brigade?
The Bartle Brigade is a small scale corporation with mediocre aspirations.
We wish to conquer the stars or atleast an asteroid belt somewhere in null.
We wish to spread the word of Bartle and bring the quest upon all those of EVE.
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What we do
- Small scale gangs
- Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
- Carebear activities
- Anything and everything we feel at the time, there is no end to what we want to do.
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Requirements to join are as follows
- Being more intellectual than the CEO
- Basic EVE knowledge
- The weapons of and as follows,
- Fear
- Surprise
- Ruthless efficiency
- An almost fanatical devotion to the pope
- Most show zealotry in the never ending quest to discover the truth of Bartle Doo