u'Welcome to Black Lagoon, where productivity meets poor impulse control.
We spend our days peacefully mining asteroids and discussing optimal builds, efficiency, and profit margins. We spend our nights wondering why we just engaged something we definitely shouldn\u2019t have.
Our industrial backbone keeps us flying. Our PvP habits keep things exciting. Our pilots range from careful planners to \u201csend it\u201d specialists.
If it can be mined, we\u2019ll mine it.
If it can be built, we\u2019ll build it.
If it can explode\u2026 we\u2019ll probably be nearby when it does.
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For diplomatic matters, complaints, or strongly worded messages about how your ship \u201cunexpectedly exploded,\u201d please contact
UltimateChaos, our Diplomat and Director of Shuttle & Ship Sales.
We also invite you to browse our premium line of pre-owned ships owned ships and shuttles\u2014professionally inspected, structurally \u201cencouraged,\u201d fully shampooed, and wiped down to remove most evidence of previous ownership.
Fly safe. Or at least\u2026 fly again.'