DOTLAN EveMaps

u' And lo did Ramszack lead his people forth unto their new home. \u201cBehold,\u201d he said. \u201cYour new home awaits, it shall forevermore be named the Promised Land, that none shall forget those we lost along the way\u201d. So the prostitutes and card players laid down their ships, weary from decades of travel, they set up their home and promptly began a week long orgy. This is the origin of \u201cOrgy Week\u201d which is still celebrated today.
-Translated from the Chronicles of Deshcag, Scrivener 2015

US TZ WH CORP // WE WORSHIP BOB

Glorious Leader Mark Jong-Un - Dictator
The Fall Guy - Figurehead/Scapegoat
Token Frenchie - Shady man in the suit

Corp Motto courtesy of Ramszack
We try to avoid this, but hey we\'re only human.'