DOTLAN EveMaps

Are you having trouble fitting in with zoomers?

Do you not understand what they are saying more than 30% of the time?
Then this might be the place for you!

Boomer Humor is filled with gentle souls who are more than 3 options deep in age verification dropdowns. We discuss such topics as the current economy, retirement plans (401K's, 403B's...ect), Local elections and council meetings.

What we need from you:

Income verification is required (make your own fucking money)

FULL Medical record history review (FULL API)

Must show up to work, we do not offer WFH opportunities (be active or be kicked)

Union Members and Demoncrats need not apply (don't be a shitter)

Must have an exercise regimen (Shuffleboard, Badminton, or Pickleball acceptable)

If you agree with HOA fees you can see yourself out.

If you can see this you are too young to join our corp.


RECRUITMENT IS CURRENTLY: VOUCH ONLY

Join our alt alliance: Solyaris Chtonium

For recruitment contact:
Shakyora Frius or Twizted3

RECRUITMENT REQUIREMENTS:

1x Dread alts

1x Seperate subcap alt

Training into a second dread alt


higher preference on super/titans, but not a hard requirement.




For diplomatic outreach please contact: DurpDurp (Please speak loudly, Desert Storm kind of messed up his hearing)


RECRUITMENT VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4kVeOFJbeM&ab_channel=Necrosis







everything in this bio including videos should be considered satire unless stated otherwise.