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For interested investors and the curious, a 3rd party overview of the interaction between cats and buttered bread is summarized here:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cats


Official Announcement:

We have been receiving concerned messages regarding the treatment of our fine feline friends.
We wish to state in response, all cats involved in our experiments are volunteers.



Now looking for qualified lab assistants.

Job reponsibilites include:
Holding cats while other lab assistants attach buttered bread.
Attaching buttered bread to cats while other lab assistants hold the cat.
Washing cats after each experiment.
Maintaining the first aid kits.

Interested personnel must care deeply for cats.
First aid skills required.

The ability to heal quickly from minor cuts and scratches is recommended but not required.

Applicants with a high threshold of pain are preferred.