DOTLAN EveMaps

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner, show her a wonderful time, and NEVER call her again!

You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

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