u'ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that\u2019s no ordinary rabbit. That\u2019s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit\u2019s got a vicious streak a mile wide, it\u2019s a killer!
KNIGHT: Get stuffed!
TIM: It\u2019ll do you a trick, mate!
KNIGHT: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scot git!
TIM: I\u2019m warning you!
ROBIN: What\u2019s he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He\u2019s got huge, sharp\u2013 he can leap about\u2013 look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Boris. Chop his head off!
BORIS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin\u2019 right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORIS: Aaaugh!
[chord]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I peed again!
TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn\u2019t you? Oh, it\u2019s just a harmless little bunny, isn\u2019t it? it\u2019s always the same, I always\u2013
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: \u2013But do they listen to me?\u2013
ARTHUR: Right!
TIM: -Oh, no\u2013
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.
KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!
TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.
ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?
KNIGHT: Gawain.
KNIGHT: Hector.
ARTHUR: And Boris. That\u2019s five.
GALAHAD: Three, sir.
ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we\u2019d better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit\u2019s dynamite.
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
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