DOTLAN EveMaps

Our dead frozen corpses will litter the battlefield. The wrecks of our ships will block your path. Because we have no idea whats going on.
Taking every worthless, lazy, AFK noob that wants more from eve than a blinking chat box spouting useless frivolties. we are the dead clones and we need your wreckage.

Don't know what your doing, niether do we.
We have no meetings.
We don't kick you out if you haven't been on in months.
We won't bother you to do "things"
We'll take you back in, even if you quit because you hate all of us.
Better then a NPC corp, we have Save more of your money for Exotic Dancers
We'll take trial accounts.
You can spend your time trying to fly into a star.
Ramming miners.
Getting blown up.
Whatever......
Just apply, it's so simple. be sure to leave a message
The apply button is at the bottom, don't even type anything in, We'll take you, trust me.

FYI new people to eve, The corp your in has 11% rate, Your losing 11% of you isk, Just join my corp, it's the same as the NPC one your in but low tax 5%
Look at that, already we're helping new players