DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Pikey literally translates to mean \'Filthy rude inbred shit\', or "fat, tax averting, robbers who resort to violence and lack of personal hygiene as a way through life".

\u201cI fucking hate Pikies\u201d
~ Oscar Wilde on Pikies

This breed of Homosapien live in large packs in areas that are usually owned by Local Councils across The United Kingdom. In these areas in which these lesser minded, used microwave stealing, fuckheads live, there are a number of grotty cabin type things called \xb4Caravans\xb4 that these \xb4Pikeys\xb4 use for accomadation. Over time the Local Councils across The United Kingdom are forced to move the \xb4Vermin\xb4 from the area/site that they have chosen to inhabit, causing vast amounts of unrest in the \xb4Pikey\xb4 Community, leading to riots and several killings. Once the \xb4Pikeys\xb4 have been moved from the area they then go on to claim another area that they are not legally allowed to be on and so the cycle of movement continues.'