DOTLAN EveMaps

They started working in the factories of George Devol
Quietly stamping out the fridges and the Japanese car
Over the decades designs evolved,
To sweeping your floor in a circular avatar.

Aerospace and a ton of Double-E
Structural engineering, nanotech, and ECE
Hired a spiky yellow girl with a bachelor's degree
From Carnegie Mellon University.

Bake a 'Not' and an 'Or' and an 'And' and a Nand'
Germanium's 32 and Silicone's sand
Keep a bucket of diodes and ICs on hand
Add a layer of software, by your command.

This machine is the best we've wrought
It's designed to learn and it's carefully taught
Only something went astray with it's neural net
Now the biggest of our problems is a drunken robot.

It's D to the R to the capital P
It stands for Drunken Robot Pornography
Proposed, designed, and build courtesy
of Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries.

It's D to the R to the capital P
We stand for Drunken Robot Pornography
We dreamed, we built, unleashed with glee
We're Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries.

##INTERMISSION##
Fact: Robots know what's in your heart
...They dissected it while you were sleeping

I saw a robot mixing ice cream at WPI
Forward kinematic solver, hybrid power supply
Said "We'd like chocolate, my friend and I"
Here's your vanilla was its reply.

Knew some fuzzy-headed girls with a bachelor's degree
From Cambridge Massachusetts's MIT
Built planetary landers and a UAV
Blowing bunkers into microscopic sub-debris

Three laws savvy these constructs ain't
Our scientific work shows no restraint
'Lights off' factories, 'Ya just press 'Go'
They humma in the dark with no complaint.

After surmounting the technical unknowns
Like power, and vision, we have shown
That Capek ain't got nothing on our drones
Cause his'll rebel, but ours'll break bones.

It's D to the R to the capital P
We made this drunken robot pornography
We prototype, refine, and hack in C
We're Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

It's a D and an R and it ends in P
It's spoken Drunken Robot Pornography
They may rebel but they don't say 'Ye'
We're Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

##ANOTHER INTERMISSION##
Get some popcorn, and some sugar water...
Exterminate.

As Therac 25 will perpetually tell
When you code your software, best do it well,
But before you judge this ain't no cautionary tale
Cause robots aren't evil, they're as cool as hell.

They shattered the notion of R. Daneel
And Old Glory's ticker symbol just fell
But before you judge, this ain't no cautionary tale
Cause robots aren't evil they're as cool as hell.

It's D to the R to the capital P
It stands for Drunken Robot Pornography
Proposed, designed, and built courtesy
Of Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

It's D to the R to the capital P
It means Drunken Robot Pornography
Defined, designed, and burned on CD
By Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

It's a D and an R and an upper-case P
Spell it out: Drunken Robot Pornography
Programmed to play chess and spew debris
By Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries

One-four dot D, then an R, then a P
Fourteen point Drunken Robot Pornography
Prototyped, tested, and shipped for a fee
By Dejobaan Games Limited Liability