DOTLAN EveMaps

Elite PvP. is a daughter corporation of I'm So Meta Even This Acronym


> The definitively quickest way to initiate warp.

> How to efficiently use ungrouped Artillery. (Explosions!)

> Teaching someone how to mine safely.

> How to catch a moving target in mid-space, without probes.

> How to dock both instantly and automatically.



Potential Applicants:

You may apply if, and only if, ...

-> You possess emotional maturity, aka a thick skin
-> You're a creative, out-of-the-box thinker.

-> You're not a sissy.
-> You're not a farmer.
-> You're resourcefull.

-> Wealth without higher purpose is meaningless to you.
-> You understand that "being right" isn't more important than what's actually real.

And because, apparently, there's people who are seriously fucked up in real life:

-> You have to identify as a hetereosexual jew. When it's fine for people to run "queer" only corps, then it's fine for people to run "heterosexual jews only" corps.

-> Fuck you intolerant assholes. <-