DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Some corporations chase glory. Others chase killmails.
We chase neither\u2014because we already warped out.

Life in New Eden can be toxic. Evasive Maneuvers Only is a sanctuary for capsuleers who panic-align through both combat zones and conversations. We are the galaxy\u2019s foremost experts in tactical disengagement, self-reflection, and the occasional existential crisis.

What we specialize in:
\u2022 Dodging both gate camps and eye contact.
\u2022 Peacing out at the first sign of aggression or affection.
\u2022 Fleet comms that sound like therapy sessions.
\u2022 Losing our ships, but finding ourselves.
\u2022 Treating every undock like a metaphor for personal growth.


\u201cIf at first you don\u2019t succeed\u2014align, warp, and pretend it was on purpose.\u201d

Chosen, join EMO, where every maneuver is evasive and every fleet op is accompanied by questionable decisions. Cry harder; warp faster.'