DOTLAN EveMaps

Hello :) if you are reading this Im guessing we are at war or soon will be.

Dont get excited... I will go away at a low cost of 500 million ISK. Send the ISK asap. as my noob ship sucks and Im not sure Ill be able to blow your ships up.
If you do not send said ISK then we will do this the hard way! I will have to spend months on end skilling up combat and saving ISK.. and then I will have to go all Braveheart on you and attempt to kill you again... Please PLEASE just send me ISK and we can all get along....
Your friend BJ

P.S. We are recruiting ANY ONE!

We are almost never on.
We dont run Missions.
Lots of pod runs in low sec and 0.0
WH opps as soon as we learn what a WH is.....
We also do Merc Mining!!!! If your Having any problems mining or Just need a Hauler...... just ask Braveheart Jesus for some help... BJ has been getting rocks off for a long time. Need some ore delevered Just Let him know where ya want it deposited.
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Any one wishing to apply please Send Braveheart Jesus 5 million ISK and if he ever comes on line he will think about letting you join the corp/church/army.

We fully expect to have at least 3 members in the next year or so, maybe.....so please get you app in soon. the first 10 ppl to join will be allowed to mine non stop for the corp/church/army and the corp/church/army will buy the ore from you at 1% of market cost!! Any one doing anything that makes Alot of ISK is asked to donate 99% of it to the corp. This way I......the corp/church/army can take over all of EvE space. I......the corp.... Plan to have control of all Space in EvE by Aug, 5, 2065 at that point we will rename the corp/church/army to Weusedtosuckbutnolonger, or WUTSBNL.