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u'"We move it... whether you want us to or not."

Specializing in high-risk, high-aroma logistics, Flatulent Puppy Freight Services guarantees** mildly punctual** delivery of your precious cargo\u2014assuming the pilot isn\'t AFK, asleep, or lost in Jita local drama. Our haulers are fueled by pure optimism and questionable burritos, and our security protocols include barking loudly and pretending we know what we\'re doing.

Need something moved across New Eden? We\'ll get it there\u2026 eventually. Probably. Maybe. Look, just sign the contract and hold your nose.

Flatulent Puppy Freight Services: The stench of reliability.'